People: "It only took me like three months to finish this 500 page book!"
Me: "I have read eleven books in the last three months."
Game of Thrones is seriously the funniest TV show...
loveandpoison: then endless “omfg just wait…” and “oh my god no, ok no I’m not telling you but…” is so much fun, and their reactions like “I don’t want to know anything just tell me will X live or not!?” and all that and then you’re just grimacing and smirking and trying to keep quiet because oh darling darling hasn’t the show taught you anything yet
I am haunted by humans.– Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via seabois)